TEE · SHORT SLEEVE · UNISEX
THE PLANT NINJA UNIFORM.
Not just a shirt. The thing you throw on to water, repot, and do the slow Sunday rounds. Soft enough for the couch. Honest enough for the greenhouse. Quietly tells the world you take the plants seriously and yourself a little less.

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RINGSPUN COTTON
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PRE-SHRUNK
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UNISEX FIT
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SIZES S–XL
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THE TRUTH
THE WORST TEES
ARE STIFF.Cardboard-y, sized weird, prints that crack by month two. We were not going to make that tee. So we didn't. Soft ringspun cotton, pre-shrunk so the fit you buy is the fit you keep, with a tonal logo that does not scream.
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THE VIBE
A MINDSET,
NOT A MOMENT.Being a Plant Ninja is the slow part. Watering on time. Wiping the leaves. Knowing the names. This is the shirt you wear while you do all of that, and then later, while you don't.
MADE RIGHT
SOFT ON DAY ONE. SOFTER ON DAY FIFTY.
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100%
RINGSPUN COTTON
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4.3OZ
MID-WEIGHT KNIT
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S-XL
UNISEX FIT
QUESTIONS, ANSWERED
THE FAQ.
How does it fit?
Unisex relaxed fit, true to size. If you're between sizes or want a roomier feel, size up one.
What is it made of?
100% ringspun cotton, mid-weight 4.3 oz knit, pre-shrunk so the size you order is the size you keep.
Will the logo crack?
No. We use a soft, durable print process that survives years of washing without flaking or fading.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. No need to baby it. Inside-out is a nice touch for the print.
What colors and sizes?
Pick color and size on the next step. We carry the classic neutrals in S, M, L and XL.
Shipping and returns?
Free US shipping over $35. 60-day guarantee. Easy size exchanges if the fit isn't quite right.
PULL IT ON.